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vves:

do you ever read old conversations you had with someone and realize how much more they used to be interested you and it makes you feel like complete shit because everything is different now and you can tell you’ve just lost that shine that got their attention in the first place

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vidarianvivisepulture:

vidarianvivisepulture:

vidarianvivisepulture:

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?

Ask your mom.

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chromeofficial:

nothing is more satisfying than someone walking right past ur hiding spot in hide and seek

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fractalsofelsanna:

thewolfandtheprincess:

yamino:

patronustrip:

The boobs jiggle is strong in this one
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I feel like Disney puts this much detail into Elsa’s boobs specifically for people who analyze them in loving, frame-by-frame detail on Tumblr.

We analyzed the scene where she sings Let It Go and all my English teacher did was discuss her boobs and how they suddenly get bigger at a certain part of the song.

spend one time watching frozen just focusing on elsa’s boobs and nothing else

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I went to church with my family tonight and the pastor said something that I think every Christian should hear Pastor: Now, according to a few passages in the bible, homosexuality is a sin.
Couple of older males in the audience: Amen!
Pastor: Now, wait, I'm not finished.
Pastor: You know what else the bible defines as a sin? Divorce.
-uncomfortable silence-
Pastor: There are countless passages that talk about how divorce is wrong, and that there are consequences to getting a divorce, such as the wife should be stoned.
Pastor: Yet, I witnessed a divorce just this morning. And I gotta tell you, it was heartbreaking, but I definitely didn't attempt to throw rocks at the wife, even though she was the one who filed for divorce.
Pastor: We choose to overlook the consequences of divorce because time has proven that they're inhumane and cruel.
Pastor: The bible doesn't say anything about the consequences of a homosexual lifestyle. Yet, we seem to be spearheading a campaign to ruin the lives of people we don't even know.
-the pastor shifts a few notes around-
Pastor: The bible states to love thy neighbor. That's it. There are no other rules or restrictions to that passage.
Pastor: So, we as a church family have to support equality with a smile on our face. THAT is the true Christian way.




drarna:

i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila

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